Nothing makes us happier than good sex, especially when it’s constant.But as all men push dumb hard to maintain a healthy sex life, most wind up falling short because of their whack bed game and pickup skills.Millions of adulterous users of the website Ashley Madison – which bills itself as a dating site for married people – have spent this week worrying about having their membership and their cheating secrets revealed after a group calling itself Impact Team hacked into their profiles.Some commentators have rejoiced in what they see as a deserved comeuppance for those who have been indulging in digital infidelity, while others argue the users are victims of a grave breach of privacy.“A sugar daddy,” comes one succinct response to my introductory question. The site invites me to spend it at every turn, and users were even charged £15 to delete their profile prior to the hack.
” An unnerving number advertise themselves as “clean” and phrases such as “weekends are a no-go” are casually dropped in as a cold reminder of unknowing families who sit waiting for daddy to come home on Friday night.“Being the nice guy I am, I offered to stick around,” he tells me. Young professionals who want their love life scheduled and don't have time to swipe through hundreds of potential dates — no muss, no fuss. Coffee Meets Bagel is available free on i OS and Android. Once you've set up your profile, Coffee Meets Bagel's algorithm will send you one potential match tailored to your interests — the "bagel" — everyday at midday.Within seconds of joining the 1.01 million “genuine” users of for “investigation”, I have nine new messages from potential suitors and 25 profile views.As a new user, my profile is given prime place in the gallery of fresh young meat for the taking. A few are from the same persistent man, who tells me he “just wants to talk to me” because “it’s refreshing to see a genuine person on here and not some troller”.The mobile market has a variety of apps designed to improve your odds of scoring on a consistent basis. Take a look at 11 Apps That Will Actually Get You Laid. Have An Affair.” That is what I have spent the last three days trying to do.It’s no wonder I’m being hounded as one of just 30 women under 30 years old with an active account – the ones messaging me know it too, trying to attract my attention with openers such as “pick me! Of course there are explicit messages but most are polite, friendly – verging on begging letters.Their stories are largely the same old cliché: stuck in a loveless marriage and seeking a thrill to ease the mid-life crisis.One user in his forties and working in finance says he wants to whisk me away for a weekend by the sea.He says he stayed with his partner only because she announced she was pregnant.